Dear Fulltilt Min-Raiser,
I just wanted to write and share my thoughts with you. Now that our game is done and you can no longer “berate” me in chat (which I’m proud to say I didn’t answer to), I can let you know just what you did wrong.
If you do not want your pocket Kings to be cracked by a big blind hand, my suggestion to you is not to minimum raise one off the button with said pocket kings. When you minimum raise like this, it encourages the blind hands to call as well as the button. After both the button and the small blind called your lil mini raise, I was so inclined to call the one bet with my 2,3 of clubs.
When on the flop I hit said hand in the way of bottom two pair and bet out 3/4 of the pot, you should sit and wonder before insta re-raising about whether my blind hand included any raggedy cards considering the flop came 2,3,7 rainbow. I thank you for the re-raise and I was very happy to oblige you with a call and hope that bad luck didn’t shine on my side and give you your miracle outs after playing your hand so very wrong.
Now after I’ve hit my hand and won and knocked you out of one of the four matrix sngs, I found it hilarious that you felt the need to berate me in the room you are knocked out of and waste precious energy in a room you don’t need to have up and open instead of deciding to berate me in one of the three other rooms we were still sharing. I thought it was great that you called me an idiot and a donk and yelled at me for calling you with a hand such as mine.
First off, I’m allowed to call you with absolutely any hand I want to call you with as it is my money I am risking. Second, it is your own bad play that got you into that situation. If you had even raised 3x the big blind or more I would never have called with my measly 2,3 suited. I was thankful to you for playing so poorly as it allowed me to double up and go on to break even in this matrix sng.
I was very encouraged to see that your tilted behavior followed you into the other 3 rooms as I watched you time and again take idiotic risks that you probably would not have taken if you weren’t still steaming over the fact that my 2,3 beat your KK. Although you claimed I was the donk in the game, I noticed that not only did you not make the money but in every single room you went out before me. I was pleased that my good play affected your bad play oh so much.
Thank you for taking the time to listen to reason. Now the next time you min-raise in my blind you will understand why I am calling you with such crap cards.
Sincerely,
punkymonroe